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A Sign You Were Alive

A father, James, desperately seeks supplies and knowledge for his daughter, Chelsea, who’s hiding in her bedroom after a traumatic incident that seems to be linked to a mysterious illness, possibly a pandemic, and has turned Chelsea into a vampire. They tackle the issue by marathoning as many vampire movies as possible to get an idea of how their lives will need to change. Ultimately, they bond through dire circumstances and establish a stronger connection than ever – even as the threat of mortality looms for one of them in unexpected ways.

Crawlspaceblog

By day, Claire runs a super hip Airbnb for budding writers in a beautiful forest. By night, she runs a blog detailing every secret of her guests’ private nighttime routines as she spies on them from above — until she gets a special new guest whose unexpected bond with her may threaten more than just her livelihood and her nighttime hobby.

I Name You

Through the seemingly innocent and everyday settings of a music festival, a dance competition, a high school hallway, and a sleepover, we see moments of sex depicted in the most uncertain, painful, and realistic ways possible.

Killing It

Emerging stand-up comedian Jon is set to be featured in local reporter Rachel’s article about the intersection of comedians and trauma. This breakthrough moment would be scary, but at least he has his best friend and roommate, fellow comedian Andy, to lead him through it and work with him on new jokes. Everything seems to be working out… too bad Andy’s been dead for months.

Man Myth Legend

P.J. is an aging professional stunt performer faced with a terminal cancer diagnosis. He decides to take death in his own hands and plan a trick that will provide both the pinnacle of his career and a fast, certain death. The more he obstacles he finds in executing the stunt by himself, the less his death becomes about his personal choices, and the entire plan becomes at risk.

Metal Bird

Peyton is a punk rocker taking a break from the tour scene in an attempt to conquer the issue of sexual assault at music festivals (and to spend time with her new boyfriend, Travis, an up-and-coming filmmaker). When they stay at the mansion of Travis’s mentor, Peyton finds uncomfortable parallels between their relationships, an unexpected friendship with his wife Stephanie, and a desperate need to escape.

Spotting

At the last dance competition of the season, three top dancers from Performance Edge dance studio are starting to fall apart. When the adults in their life don’t guide these kids the way they should, they choreograph their own way to victory, to disastrous consequences.

 

Tight (Haha Nice)

1/3 modern romcom. 1/3 what they didn’t teach you in sex ed. 1/3 kegel jokes. 

Brooke has just been given a diagnosis she views as dooming her to a lifetime of painful sex. She’s determined to overcome it, using awkward conversations, dating apps, sex toys, friends with benefits, and an obscene amount of that free lube from Planned Parenthood. It may hurt her every step of the way, but hey! At least she’s getting laid, right?

 

 

 

 

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Scripts

After Hours

After Hours is about to make their big break by making a song with the marginally more popular band The Intimates. Then the lyricist of After Hours catches the frontman of The Intimates committing a crime—at least, he thinks so. He has one beer-fueled night to figure out if the possible crime is enough to throw away their shot.

Almost Maimed

Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. It’s a series of vignettes, centering around losing your heart (literally) in modern romance.

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Just after Roe vs. Wade is overturned, Abby is in dire need of help and doesn’t even know it. Madeline, a hopeful mentor, knows it more than Abby even thinks is possible. How can Madeline make it clear that she knows what’s best without coming right out and saying that Abby doesn’t?

Duet Rehearsal

Katie and Ainsley stretch for their duet rehearsal. It’s just like any other day — they don’t like their costumes, their teacher’s on their case, their muscles feel tight. Except lately their teacher has REALLY been on their case in a close, unnerving way. But competition’s coming up, and so is a high school dance, and they just can’t seem to get the steps right.

Goat Face

Four former theatre camp friends reunite at a wedding on their former campgrounds, reminiscing on a time when they were the cool kids – until some unexpected ghosts from their past bullying show up to the wedding, too.

Home for Christmas

Sienna is finally visiting home for Christmas after several months of seclusion and silence. She’s s behaving strangely, but there’s hope for a nice family dinner! As long as Dad comes home with the turkey soon… (Inspired by “Dancing for the Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult”)

 

Is Anyone Watching This?

Gabby is a normal American teenager, TikTok star with one hundred million followers, a Leo, a dancer, an influencer, and also the last human being in existence. #LikeAndSubscribe #HollerIfYouHearMe #BestieAreYouOutThere

Santacon 2023

On the day of SantaCon, a semi-respectable dudebro named Lawrence endeavors to take two friends (of the less respectable variety) on a journey through emotional awareness as they drink their way through every bargain batch of shots they can find in lower Manhattan.

The Taste Matters Test Kitchen at the End of the World: Zoom plays

Following the 2020 election on an alternate timeline, a group of food influencers (who are DEFINITELY NOT based on the implosion of any real cooking YouTube series) hop on a Zoom call to figure out their next set of recipe tutorials. Though some of them are all too aware of the imminent apocalypse, others are more focused on their subscribers and page views – until the bombs start dropping.

Work Me, Lord

 This new play centers a pair of sisters with car trouble on their way out of Woodstock as one has an urgent audition the next day — they want to rehearse, but the younger keeps getting distracted by the musical memories of the past few days. As the sky gets dark, the distractions soon seem to be about far more than the music.

TEN-MINUTE Scripts

Bulletproof

P.J. needs a bulletproof idea to save his job. He may have taken this too literally.

Double Rainbow

Sasha and Jenna take pics on vacation to send to Sasha’s many demanding sponsorships. A beautiful double rainbow appears, giving them new ideas for content, including some sinister ones….

Dream Meaning

Charlotte flips through a book of the meaning of symbols in our dreams, trying to figure out what a frequently occurring umbrella means, and how she can get rid of it. With her sister’s help, she quickly figures out that what’s tormenting her in the night can’t be found in a book.

Flower Moon

Ella awaits her monthly transformation into a werewolf at a facility designed to hold in people like her for safety. An attendant, Danny, senses that she needs a little more reassurance than four secure walls for security.

Ghosts at a Narcan Training

All Andy wanted was to attend this training he heard might be useful. Unfortunately for him, he arrives and learns that all Molly wanted was closure.

Happy Harvesting

Homemaking influencer and supermom Kiki tends to her garden and describes to her followers the potential for harvest in June. As her basket of vegetables piles up, so do her memories of forming a family so far, and the pain it’s unexpectedly caused her.

Help from the Pod

“Even after passing, the mother has not dropped the infant’s corpse, carrying it where wherever she travels.”

In 2018, a whale carried her dead calf for 17 days, in what some sources labeled an “apparent” display of grief. This is a play about a small family with a display of grief that is much more than “apparent” at around the same time.

Hi, Neighbor!

Brian is just trying to relax at home, but local politician
Marcus T. Davidson needs to make sure everyone in the
neighborhood understands what he intends to do about the recent
uptick in violence. Even if it means being part of it. (Horror play)

Plastic Castle

Three dolls pass another day in their castle-themed plastic home, trying to make sense of what’s different about today from their limited view. When one of them has had enough and decided today is the day she’s moving herself – without any human’s help – all three may get more movement than they ever thought possible.

Safe Walk

It’s a normal night at University of Central Florida. Too bad that a normal night on campus has necessitated a volunteer-run service called S.A.V.E. to provide young women with a companion to walk them home after dark. Margot requests a volunteer and gets Michael. They don’t seem to have much in common at first — and then, suddenly, sadly, too many of the same fears.

MONOLOGUES, ONE-MINUTE PLAYS, SOLO SHOWS

Fear of Falling: A Monologue

“So to be fair, I know you’re probably wondering, why the hell would someone wear Chanel to an ice skating rink? Also, why the hell would someone who clearly has no balance spend her free time there? Also, how did she get her hair so shiny and healthy-looking even in the dead of winter? All amazing questions.”

For Sure Gonna Die: A Monologue

A monologue about the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and anxiety, and Ativan, and how when things aren’t in order, you put them in order, and when things aren’t in order, you put them in order, and when things aren’t in order, you put them in order.

Orbit: A Monologue

“Hi, I’m Cynthia, thank you for welcoming me today. Not really used to the whole group therapy atmosphere, do we—do we thank—well, too late, I did.
When I was thinking of—of her, today—it was when I went out to look at the sun.”

The Sign: A Monologue

A finance bro finds himself lost and injured during an impromptu hiking trip. Faced with just time and quiet, he makes a list of everything he’s sorry about it, praying God will just let him #LockIn and #RiseAndGrind one more time…

The Bomb: A 1-Minute Play

“If a fallout shelter is not available, go as far underground as possible. Bring adequate supplies to your shelter such as food, water, medical supplies, and a battery powered radio. Do not leave your shelter as fallout is deadly.”
… Should we try to do something?

Just Like Falling: A 1-Minute Play

My family has always had this thing. When we fall in love with someone, we start floating.

Film & TELEVISION

Magical Steven: a pilot (fantasy comedy)

 A clueless dudebro dog walker makes a mysterious new friend at a house party who introduces him to the secret government bureau he works for, in charge of keeping the very real existence of magic a secret from the general public.

Killing It: a pilot (horror/dramedy)

Jon faces the emergence of his career as stand-up comic doing bits about his childhood trauma with his best friend Andy at his side… even though Andy’s been dead for three months.
[based on the play]

The Valley: feature-length screenplay (horror)

A burnt out theatre artist rediscovers her creative spark by writing a play about the uncanny valley, only to find art imitating life when almost-human creatures start following her around.

Dance Dad: feature-length screenplay (dramatic comedy)

A bumbling dad must step up to run his daughters’ dance careers with their mom out of commission and a big competition around the corner.